netstat -tap for the newbie
Can't say I have much experience with this command, but the first thing I notice is that *:http is on the list but *:https is not. Assuming that is the problem, I don't know how to fix it. I Googled for it, but that wasn't much help. Seems like netstat can do a lot of really useful things!
Can't wait to find out what the heck is going on here.